Во контекст на дивеењето на Гатузо на мечот со Тотенхем, едно видео (скриена камера), што му беше приредена од италијанското шоу "Scherzi a parte" (шала на страна). Под видеото е има превод на англиски. А се почна со тоа што Гатузо си планираше мирна вечера со колегите Абијати и Броки...
Gattuso’s craziest moment came off the pitch, when he was unwittingly pranked by popular Italian tv show Scherzi A Parte, a programme that plays practical jokes on famous Italian celebrities.
Gattuso went to the Baci & Abbracci restaurant in Milan, and left his car to the parking attendant, who revealed to him how much of a fan he was of the midfielder: "You're a myth to me, I named my dog after you because he has a fierce temper and a strong body.”
While Gattuso was eating in the restaurant, the attendant opened Gattuso's BMW and let his dog inside, which started biting and scratching everything.
Gattuso (along with team-mates Christian Abbiati and Cristian Brocchi who are aware of the joke) return to his car and sees the dog inside. The other parking attendant asks him: "What's up? Do you need help?"
Gattuso questions what the dog is doing in his car and where the other parking attendant is.
He replies:" I don't know, he just went…”
Gattuso: “Have you sees the damage the dog has done to my car?”
Parking attendant: "Are you sure it wasn't already damaged before you came here?”
Gattuso: "Are you crazy? What the f*** are you saying? Why did you let the dog in my car?”
Parking attendant: "Don’t be mad at me? I wasn’t the one in custody of your car.”
Gattuso: "Don't p*ss me off even more. I will crush you. Stay quiet."
Abbiati then asks the attendant if he has his colleague’s number, to which he responds: "Do you have the Milan ball boy’s phone number?”
Gattuso goes ballistic, waving his lollipop, before eventually talking on the phone to the first parking attendant, Carletto – the owner of the dog
Carletto: "I put the dog into the car to give you a special service, don't worry, my dog is very calm.”
Gattuso demands he return to the car park to give him his keys, to which Carletto responds that he has to go home first to get his camera so he can take a photo together with Gattuso.
A man on the balcony in pyjamas overlooking the car park then starts complaining about all the noise, to which Gattuso angrily blasts: "What the f*** do you want? Don't break my balls. My car has been destroyed.”
Man on balcony: "I'll kick your ass."
Gattuso: “Come down here. F*** off!
Man on balcony: “What are you doing with a lollipop in your hand?”
Gattuso: “Come here, I'll stick it up your ass. Go to sleep.”
Man on balcony: “I'll go to sleep if you let me sleep. You do f*** all in the mornings when I have to go work.”
Gattuso: “Can't you see my car has been destroyed. What should I do, stay quiet?”
Man: “I can’t afford to buy a car like that. I take the tram!”
A man and a woman arrive at the scene, also complaining.
Woman: "This is no way to treat a dog. You must respect the laws that protect animals.”
Man to Abbiati : “I'll sue your friend (Gattuso) for animal abuse.”
Woman: “What's the dog's name?”
Parking Attendant: “Gennaro.”
Woman: “What a s*** name!”
Brocchi calls Carletto. Gattuso takes the phone and threatens him: "Ehi, you idiot, as soon as you return here I'll kick your ass."
Carletto: "Sorry, I'm late. I went to buy film for my camera.”
Second Parking Attendant: "I understand you're angry because you weren’t called up for Italy but don’t take it out on us! And take the lollipop out of your mouth because I can’t understand your talk with it.
Gattuso gets very angry, before roaring: “I'll batter your face with the lollipop.”
Carletto finally arrives and Gattuso sees red, chasing him around the car park and kicking him. Abbiati has to restrain his team-mate as Carletto asks if he can take a photo with him.
Gattuso demands the car keys before Carletto reveals that he has been pranked and is on the show "Scherzi a parte"!
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